Duluth Trading Sleeping Shorts Are Haiku Worthy

I’ve owned these Duluth Trading Company sleeping shorts for five minutes, and damn, they are amazing. We have no connection to Duluth Trading, but if you need sleeping shorts, you won’t be sorry. While deciding, enjoy some haikus these “dang soft” sleeping shorts inspired:

Morning fog lifts,

Duluth Trading Company,

Adorns sturdy souls.

No-Yank Tanks cling tight,

Freedom to move, no riding,

Confidence in tow.

Buck Naked they claim,

Underwear light as the breeze,

Comfort to the core.

Duluth Trading Company,

Where work meets adventure's call,

Threads of endurance.

Duluth Trading roams,

From worksite to wild landscapes,

Clothing that endures.

Duluth Trading's pride,

Dang Soft fabric's gentle touch,

Comfort intertwined.

With Duluth Trading,

Dang Soft fabric's caress,

Nature's whispers heard.

Duluth Trading's call,

Dang Soft fabric's gentle hug,

Comfort forged in strength.

Duluth Trading's craft,

Dang Soft fabric's tender art,

Woven resilience.


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